Trash never ceases...

It's time for the annual Blackwell List!  So much to choose from...

10.  Allison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie looks like a 1940s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."
9.  Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low."
8.  Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"
7.  Avril Lavigne: "Gothic makeup courtesy the mad spatula. Fashions provided by … the House of Dracula!"
6.  Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"
5.  Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest … but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of “Proactiv” -- but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"
4.  Fergie: "Another style-free “Fergie” in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"
3.  Mary-Kate Olsen: "Yikes! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary-Kate's look is hard to explain … she resembles a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane!"
2.  Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above … tacky polka-dots below … she's part '50s car-hop horror."
1.  Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice -- wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck 'em."

And to answer the questions of the most obvious #1, Mr. Blackwell writes: "For those of you who were expecting to see Britney's name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her."

Dear God, what a selection.  No idea who Miss Arngrim is, but that picture!  WENCH-A-RAMA!  You DON'T hold your weave in one hand an a daquiri in the other!  Lindsay?  Go back to rehab.  And take your designer with you.  And Jessica Simpson:  That doesn't even look like you!  Have you learned how to do your lipstick from Larry Flynt?  You look like a ho!  And poor Avril...  if she wants a black eye why does she have to pay so much money to get it pancaked on...  not to mention that I've seen better dresses on vampire villainesses on Buffy.  Eva Green... um...  Good Morning, Miss Prescott--but Miss Prescott would probably vomit.  Pepto!  Miss Clarkson? If you're going to do the peasant wench top, avoid the come-fuck-me jeans to go with it.  A dress works better.  And Fergie?  Britney did the Catholic schoolgirl routine a decade ago, and unlike you, she matched.  And Mary-Kate, I 'm sad to say that Liz Taylor or Princess Zsa Zsa look healthier than she does.  She needs to get herself to a sanitarium and quickly.  Amy Winehouse?  Someone Nair her pillow or shampoo bottle.  PLEASE.  And finally, Posh Spice.  I think she wants her boobs to be as big as the soccer balls her husband plays with.  Sheesh!

But I have to admit, Mr Blackwell has a point about Britney Spears.  To put her on the List this year, no matter how deserving some of the antics she's pulled, would be akin to drop-kicking a wounded puppy.  Let's hope she doesn't completely self-destruct and gets the help she needs.

The pictures can be found here, courtesy of the Los Angeles Times.  Surprisingly enough, Miss Paris Hilton (who is on the cover), is the best-dressed of the lot!